Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat Fanfic Short
At a cinema, M. Bison and Shao Kahn, the fighting game bosses of the Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat franchises respectively, finish watching the 1994 Street Fighter movie starring Jean Claude Van Damme.
Bison: Ryu and Ken being con men. Chun-Li a reporter. Blanka and Guile's friend, Charlie, being the same guy...
Shao Kahn: I say you'd have to be a complete idiot to think you guys are anything like those characters.
Bison: Yeah. Just like saying that there's no such thing as Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo. Fei Long is in the movie...
Shao Kahn: ...Reptile is not in Mortal Kombat 1. Jax was the guy killed by Goro in the first Mortal Kombat movie. I could go on and on.
Bison: Come on. Let's get out of here. I'm in the mood to see The Simpsons Guy for the umpteenth time.
The boss characters walk away from their seats.
Shao Kahn: You know, I think I would've liked it if characters like Mr Burns had speaking parts in that.
Bison: Yeah. Hey, have you ever wondered what happened to that idiot who lurked around the Mortal Kombat forums?
Shao Kahn: No. But if I ever met that troll, I would give them one of my taunts before bringing the pain with my trusty Wrath Hammer.
Bison and Shao Kahn get out of the cinema.
Shao Kahn: Did I ever tell you I never liked the guy who played me in that Mortal Kombat: Annihilation movie?
Suddenly, the two bosses see Necalli and Kotal Kahn, the respective Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat Aztec themed characters fighting each other. Bison and Shao Kahn then see Necalli preparing to perform his Critical Art while Kotal Kahn lunges towards his opponent with his sword weapon.
Vampires in Walford: An EastEnders Fanfic
In the Queen Vic, Louise Mitchell screams out loud as a horde of vampires start attacking everyone in sight.
Dot: Oh I say!
As a scared Dot looks at the vampires around the pub, Billy Mitchell sees the mother of his children, Honey.
Billy: Come on Honey!
Billy holds Honey's hand and starts running. Suddenly, revealing herself as a vampire, Honey pulls Billy towards her before chomping on his neck. Billy then screams on the top of his lungs.
Louise: Oh my God! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
While Bex Fowler tries to calm Louise down, Ben Mitchell and Martin Fowler hold a vampire Vincent down on the ground.
Ben: Come on Jay!
Jay hesitates at the thought of killing Vincent as a vampire bites his leg.
While Jay screams in agony, Johnny Carter tries to get as many people as he could to safety, including an injured Ian Beale.
Johnny: Where's a hunky werewolf when you need one?
Meanwhile, Shakil Kazemi watches Return of the Jedi on the TV at the Kazemi house. Just as the scene where Luke Skywalker fights Jabba's goons over the Sarlacc Pit plays, a vampire breaks in. Elsewhere, at Jack Branning's place, Jack talks to his children, Amy and Ricky.
Jack: Which one shall we watch tonight?
Jack shows several DVDs to the kids, including Beauty and the Beast, The Lion King and Shrek. Before long, many vampires break into the house as the children scream. In the middle of Albert Square, surrounded by multiple vampires, a gentleman-looking vampire looks around at the chaos.
Vampire: At last, I, Lord Henry Haversham, shall bring about a vampire golden age.
A female vampire, who looks dressed for a nightclub, appears.
Female Vampire: Everything is going according to plan, Lord Haversham. The local authorities are no longer a problem.
Haversham: Excellent, Bree.
Suddenly, many male Walford residents, led by Mick Carter and armed with various weapons, appear.
Mick: Come on everyone! Let's kill every last one of those things!
Haversham and his vampires see the humans running towards them.
Haversham: Jacques! Romeo! Take no prisoners!
Soon, Jacques and Romeo prepare to lead the vampire horde in a fight to the death with the Walford residents.
Potential Street Fighter V nostalgia costumes yet to come:
M. Bison (Alpha?)
Things that suck
Being accused of stealing something that you know you didn't do e.g. Dairy Milk.
TV Remotes with buttons that no longer work.
Being forgetful about certain things.
People with bad sense of timing.
Schools that are useless with bullying.