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The Simpsons and Family Guy Fanfic

In Quahog, Peter, Chris and Brian watch several female wrestlers including Velvet Sky and Brooke on the TV.

Chris:  I think I'm in love.

Brian:  I wouldn't be surprised if some of those ladies were spoken for.

Suddenly, Tom Tucker's voice is heard.

Tom Tucker:  We interrupt this programme for a live news report.

Everyone sees Ralph Wiggum talk to Lisa Simpson in Springfield.

Ralph:  Lisa Simpson?  Will you marry me?

Lisa:  Ralph.  As I've said before, the answer is still no.

Marge appears with Maggie in her arms.

Marge:  Don't take it personally, Ralph.  I'm sure your special someone is out there somewhere.

Suddenly, Bart appears to Lisa.

Bart:  (Singing) Lisa and Ralph sitting in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N...

Lisa punches Bart as Peter and Chris laugh.

Peter:  (Laughs) He got punched by a girl!

Everyone sees an angry Tom Tucker look at someone off-screen.

Tom Tucker:  What the hell was that?

Lois appears to Peter.

Lois:  Peter?

Before Lois could say another word, Peter sees Ernie the Giant Chicken outside and interrupts her.

Peter:  Hold that thought, Lois.

Peter runs out of the house.

Brian:  Here we go again.

Peter and Ernie start fighting each other.  After a long battle, Peter stabs a dizzy Ernie dead with a knife.  While Peter walks away from the scene, Ernie opens an eye.  Back at the Griffin house, Peter sits on the sofa as Lois talks to her husband.

Lois:  Peter?  Have you seen Meg?  I can't seem to find her.

Peter:  Oh, I'm sure she'll turn up somewhere.

In Springfield, Ned Flanders gets back in his house until he gets knocked out from behind.  Later, Flanders wakes up and finds himself tied and gagged to a chair as Meg stands in front of him.

Meg:  Hey Ned.  Don't worry; I gave your boys a little something that'll keep them asleep for hours so we won't be disturbed.

Meg starts stripping to her bra and panties before sitting on Flanders' lap.

Meg:  Let's cut to the chase.  I want you Ned.  I need you.  I know we can be happy together.  I can be good for your boys.  Just ask my baby brother, Stewie.

Meanwhile, in the Simpson house.

Homer:  Why you little!

Homer strangles Bart, unaware that a shocked Stewie is watching from outside the house through the window.  Stewie then stares at Homer with an evil look in his eyes.

Stewie:  Homer Simpson.  Your ass is mine.

Suddenly, Stewie tasers Milhouse without looking at him before Bart's friend gets a chance to approach the Griffin baby.  Afterwards, Milhouse slumps to the ground, unconscious.

THE END




Power Rangers Legends

Legends 1
Following the Armada's wrath that led to the defeat of the Power Rangers Super Megaforce, several adults are being gathered together by a group of Moogers, apparently remnants of Master Xandred's Nighlok forces.  Suddenly, while some of the prisoners think of their loved ones, a couple of energy slashes take down two of the Moogers.  The other Moogers turn to see two of the Samurai Rangers, Mike and Emily, ready to save the civilians with their Spin Sword weapons in hand.

Legends 2
Years ago, the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers defended the Earth from the forces of space witch, Rita Repulsa and the Emperor of Evil, Lord Zedd.  Some years later, Rita and Zedd's evil legacy would live on in their son, Thrax.  After travelling back in time, Thrax would eventually find himself facing a warrior known as the Sentinel Knight.


Neo Saban Power Rangers Super seasons so far

Super Samurai
New Ranger(s):  Lauren (Red)
New Villain(s):  Serrator
New Zord(s):  BullZord

Super Megaforce
New Ranger(s):  Orion (Silver)
New Villain(s):  The Armada
New Zord(s):  Gokaiger Zords

Dino Supercharge
New Ranger(s):  James (Aqua), Zenowing (Silver)
New Villain(s):  Heckyl/Snide, Singe, Lord Arcanon
New Zord(s):  Titano Zord

Tips for Pokemon game noobs

You should be able to trade evolve a certain Pokemon, eg Kadabra, at any level, especially if using the GTS Trade Evolution glitch.

How to do the GTS Trade Evolution glitch in the Generation IV games courtesy of Bulbapedia:
In Generation IV there is a glitch with the GTS that allows Pokémon to evolve by being traded, but without actually trading them. Players must first place a Pokémon that evolves by trading it (with the correct held item, like Metal Coat for Scyther or Electirizer for Electabuzz) onto the GTS. To prevent the deposited Pokémon from being traded away, players should request an impossible trade, such as a level 9 and under Mewtwo.
The player must then search for a Pokémon on the GTS and trade for it. After this has been done, returning to the Pokémon that was placed on the GTS by the player and taking it back will cause it to evolve.

Mortal Kombat Dark Destiny

Based upon the storylines set between Mortal Kombat: Deception and Mortal Kombat: Armageddon.

Street Fighter III: Storylines

The stories based on the Street Fighter III series.  In the time following Seth's tournament and the fall of Shadaloo, many old and new warriors face each other during and after a new tournament hosted by the Illuminati leader known as Gill. 



Street Fighter IV: Storylines

Following the tournament hosted by M. Bison, the Street Fighters face a new threat from Shadaloo's weapon division S.I.N. lead by Seth. 

Gokaiger Special Guests

The special guest stars of the 35th Anniversary series of the Super Sentai franchise, Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger.